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A relaxed, durable tee that carries a wink and a little bite — soft, sturdy cotton with a bold front print that reads “NOT TODAY SATAN…” above a cheeky, sage-colored character clutching a coffee mug. The classic crew neck and roomy fit make it easy to throw on for mornings when you need a humorous shield against chaos. The fabric’s smooth knit and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold shape wash after wash. Printed with crisp DTG and DTF details, the artwork stays sharp and contrasts beautifully against dark and natural shades. Wear it to soften tense mornings, at casual meetups, or when you want to make people laugh without saying much at all.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed prints
- OEKO-TEX certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Not Today Satan Goblin Tee | Funny T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |