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A grinning goblin mid-prank splashes through mud beneath the playful headline “Crit Happens,” capturing the chaos of that unforgettable nat20 or wild fumble. The heavyweight, soft-washed cotton drapes with a relaxed fit that feels lived-in from the first wear. Whether you’re prepping a campaign, heading to game night, or just want to show fellow roleplayers you speak their language, the shirt reads like an inside joke — comfortable, durable, and a little bit wicked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it layered under a worn flannel for winter sessions or solo at summer cons. The tubular knit and garment dye give each shirt a subtle, vintage texture so colors mellow and get better with time. 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