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This garment-dyed tee brings tabletop mischief to everyday wear. A grinning goblin mid-prank splashes through mud beneath the playful headline “Crit Happens,” capturing the chaos of that unforgettable nat20 or wild fumble. The heavyweight, soft-washed cotton drapes with a relaxed fit that feels lived-in from the first wear. Whether you’re prepping a campaign, heading to game night, or just want to show fellow roleplayers you speak their language, the shirt reads like an inside joke — comfortable, durable, and a little bit wicked.
Wear it layered under a worn flannel for winter sessions or solo at summer cons. The tubular knit and garment dye give each shirt a subtle, vintage texture so colors mellow and get better with time. Sizes span from S to 4XL, and the sturdy double-needle construction keeps this tee in rotation through many adventures.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and soft after garment dyeing
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for structure and durability
- Garment-dyed, tubular knit with no side seams for a lived-in look
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and offered in many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Crit Happens Goblin RPG T-Shirt
$27.01
Sale price
$27.01
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Wear it layered under a worn flannel for winter sessions or solo at summer cons. The tubular knit and garment dye give each shirt a subtle, vintage texture so colors mellow and get better with time. Sizes span from S to 4XL, and the sturdy double-needle construction keeps this tee in rotation through many adventures.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and soft after garment dyeing
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for structure and durability
- Garment-dyed, tubular knit with no side seams for a lived-in look
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and offered in many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean